GRANDMA’S FRIDGE
Inside the fridge, she saw a lot of things that didn’t seem normal. Didn’t seem like things that a Grandmother would have to eat and drink but that was because it was my Grandma’s fridge. It always smelled like something was off, but I overlooked that problem because it always produced things in which I was interested. My Grandma died when I was thirteen so I remember her well. Grandpa died eight years before so my memories are more vague, but I remember he alwaysWednesday, September 3, 2008
Grandma's Fridge
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Grandma's Fridge
GRANDMA’S FRIDGE
Inside the fridge, she saw a lot of things that didn’t seem normal. Didn’t seem like things that a Grandmother would have to eat and drink but that was because it was my Grandma’s fridge. It always smelled like something was off, but I overlooked that problem because it always produced things in which I was interested. My Grandma died when I was thirteen so I remember her well. Grandpa died eight years before so my memories are more vague, but I remember he alwaysEnglish student For Sale
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One outstanding English student available for purchase to the highest bidder.
You’ll never know what you missed if you pass up the chance to have me in your class.
My attributes include:
- A wicked sense of humour.
- A unique way of thinking.
- A maturity that is rare.
My spelling, punctuation, writing and expression will keep you on your toes; you’ll never fall asleep correcting my work.
I’m the middle child in a family of two siblings, two parents, two dogs, two cars (one’s a paddock bomb), two guinea pigs and unfortunately four cats and eight ducks.
I sleep, work, study, eat and live in what should be the lounge room of a prehistoric, rented, soldier settlement house on 130 acres. The one bright spot is that it overlooks the local reservoir which actually has water in it.
My body matches my ego and my dreams. I would be a benevolent dictator, but I don’t think politics is my calling. I see myself as a physician.
When I have money I will be a champion archer, an innovative games programmer and a charismatic radio presenter.
I’m at my new school because my previous course coordinator mistook my humour for a dangerous, potentially violent psychosis. She thought I was going to do a ‘Columbine’ on the class.